I’m On A Roll. A Tootsee Roll.

The butterfly? Uh-uh, that’s old, Let me see the Tootsee Roll. Yeah, 199Quad, 69 boyz backed up by the Quad City DJ’s —One Time- Cotton Candy, sweetie go, Let me see that tootsee roll.

WHAT THE FUCK just happened? I might have reached back in my brain-files to emerge with a 1994 hip hop classic that I shouldn’t know the words to at this point in my life, but it could have easily have been ‘Whoomp there it is” as well. You down with OPP? Bitch Better Have My money. OMG I’ll turn off the 90’s rap on Spotify. It just doesn’t bode with the image I’m going for.

The image of classy, sassy and Boombastic. There I go again. This is the dumbest blog I’ve ever come up with. But I’ll leave it. Maybe there’s someone out there loving 90’s novelty rap too. If not, if you’re a Rod Stewart guy, or Mt Joy, Dave Matthews, Tame Impala, Chance Pena or Vance Joy fan, I’m right there with you. Elton? Let’s go Rocket Man. Mr. Phil Collins? IT takes two hearts….Blondie? REO? CCR? I can dig it all so don’t judge that this white girl is familiar with most music, but the best music of all is on my BLOW JOB playlist. You want to know what’s on it? My number is 512-694-6494. Until then, my mouth is ajar.